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Season

Crimes of the Heart

Crimes of the Heart

Our 548th Production

By Beth Henley 
Directed by Chris Wunder 
September: 12th, 13th, 14th, 19th, 20th, 21st, 26th, 27th, 28th, 2025 
Friday and Saturday at 8:00 p.m., Sunday at 2:00 p.m.

The tragicomedy relates the story of the three Magrath sisters, Meg, Babe, and Lenny, who reunite at Old Granddaddy’s home in Hazelhurst, Mississippi, after Babe shoots her abusive husband. The sisters were raised in a dysfunctional family with a penchant for ugly predicaments. Each has endured her share of hardship and misery. Past resentments bubble to the surface as the sisters are forced to deal with assorted relatives and past relationships while coping with Babe’s latest incident. Each sister is forced to face the consequences of the “crimes of the heart” she has committed. Warning: Contains adult themes and adult language, it is not suitable for young children. Viewer discretion is advised.


Reviews: Hugh Hunter

It's Only a Play

It’s Only a Play

Our 549th Production

By Terrence McNally 
Directed by Sarah Labov 
November 7th, 8th, 9th,14th, 15th, 16th, 21st, 22nd, 23rd, 2025 
Friday and Saturday at 8:00 p.m., Sunday at 2:00 p.m.

We find ourselves at the opening night after-party for a brand-new Broadway play. A blizzard rages outside as the cast and producers eagerly await the opening night reviews. Cracks start showing between the high strung larger than life classic theater personalities. Old theatre rivalries rear their ugly heads in the most hilarious way possible. Yet, in the tradition of all things theater, the show must go on…!
Warning: Contains adult language, it may not suitable for young children. Viewer discretion is advised.

Reviews: Hugh Hunter

Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead

Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead

Our 550th Production

By Bert V. Royal 
Directed by Norman Burnosky 
January 9th, 10th, 11th, 16th, 17th, 18th, 23rd, 24th, 25th, 2026 
Friday and Saturday at 8:00 p.m., Sunday at 2:00 p.m.

When CB’s dog dies from rabies, CB begins to question the existence of an afterlife. His best friend is too burnt out to provide any coherent speculation; his sister has gone goth; his ex-girlfriend has recently been institutionalized; and his other friends are too inebriated to give him any sort of solace. But a chance meeting with an artistic kid, the target of this group’s bullying, offers CB peace of mind and sets in motion a friendship that will push teen angst to the very limits. Warning: Contains adult themes and adult language, it is not suitable for young children. Viewer discretion is advised.


Reviews: Stanley Kate ♦ Hugh Hunter ♦ Ash Kotter

ATTENTION: DUE TO INCLEMENT WEATHER THE SUNDAY PERFORMANCE ON JANUARY 25TH HAS BEEN CANCELED, THOSE WHO PURCHASED TICKETS SHOULD CHECK THEIR EMAIL FOR INFORMATION

Tiny Beautiful Things

Tiny Beautiful Things

Our 551st Production

By Nia Vardalos 
Directed by Jane Jennings 
March 6th, 7th, 8th, 13th, 14th, 15th, 20th, 21st, 22nd, 2026 
Friday and Saturday at 8:00 p.m., Sunday at 2:00 p.m.

Based on the bestselling book by Cheryl Strayed, Tiny Beautiful Things personifies the questions and answers that “Sugar” was publishing online from 2010–2012. When the struggling writer was asked to take over the unpaid, anonymous position of advice columnist, Strayed used empathy and her personal experiences to help those seeking guidance for obstacles both large and small. Warning: Contains adult themes and adult language, it is not suitable for young children. Viewer discretion is advised.


Reviews: Hugh Hunter

Carrie: The Musical

Carrie: The Musical

Our 552nd Production

By Lawrence D. Cohen and Michael Gore 
Directed by Josh Tull 
April 24th, 25th, 26th; May 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 8th, 9th, 10th, 2026 
Fridays and Saturdays at 8:00 p.m., Sundays at 2:00 p.m.
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Carrie White is a teenage outcast who longs to fit in. At school, she’s bullied by the popular crowd, and virtually invisible to everyone else. At home, she’s ridiculed by her cruelly controlling mother. What none of them know is that Carrie has unique abilities and, if pushed too far, it could spell disaster for all of those around her. Based on the best-selling novel by Stephen King, Carrie: The Musical takes you through a coming of age journey like no other. Warning: Contains adult themes and adult language, it is not suitable for young children. Viewer discretion is advised. Advisory: All guests are asked to be prompt for the start time of this production. Any guest not seated by showtime may not be permitted to enter until intermission at the discretion of the production team. All guests must remain seated and keep the isles clear at all times for the duration of this production.


The Sunday Performance on 5/3 is SOLD OUT

Driving Miss Daisy

Driving Miss Daisy

Our 553rd Production

By Alfred Uhry 
Directed by Carla Childs 
June 12th, 13th, 14th, 19th, 20th, 21st, 26th, 27th, 28th, 2026 
Friday and Saturday at 8:00 p.m., Sunday at 2:00 p.m.
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The place is the Deep South, the time 1948, just prior to the civil rights movement. Having recently demolished another car, Daisy Werthan, a rich, sharp-tongued Jewish widow of seventy-two, is informed by her son, Boolie, that henceforth she must rely on the services of a chauffeur. The person he hires for the job is a thoughtful, unemployed black man, Hoke, whom Miss Daisy immediately regards with disdain and who, in turn, is not impressed with his employer’s patronizing tone and, he believes, her latent prejudice.


Summer One-Act Bonanza

Summer One-Act Bonanza

July 10th, 11th, 12th, 17th, 18th, 19th, 2026 
Friday and Saturday at 8:00 p.m., Sunday at 2:00 p.m.
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A showcase of new comedies, new directors and original scripts from our talented members and beyond. Join us for a fast-paced evening of short plays designed to put a smile on your face. (Note: The One-Act Bonanza is a special additional production each year, and not part of the season subscription package.)


The Women

The Women

Our 554th Production

By Clare Boothe Luce 
Directed by Loretta Lucy Miller 
September: 18th, 19th, 20th, 25th, 26th, 27th, 26th; October: 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 2026 
Fridays and Saturdays at 8:00 p.m., Sundays at 2:00 p.m.
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Contented, kindly Mary Haines, a well-off woman living in New York City, is the envy of her friends, boasting a wholesome, happy marriage, adorable children, and a comfortable home. Unfortunately, she is living in a fool’s paradise…which her tactless friend, the gossip-hungry Sylvia Fowler, discovers, when a favored manicurist spills the beans: Mary’s husband Stephen Haines has been nabbed by Crystal Allen, a sultry, gold-digging man-eater, who sets her traps behind the perfume counter at Saks Fifth Avenue. Mary’s painful dilemma is created: keep silent, keep her marriage, and condone her husband’s cheating ways….or divorce him, making way for a rival to step into her place?


TBA!

TBA!

Our 555th Production

Directed by Annie Hnatko 
November 6, 7, 8, 13, 14, 15, 20, 21, 22, 2026 
Fridays and Saturdays at 8:00 p.m., Sundays at 2:00 p.m.

A rock musical set in New York City’s East Village in the early 1990s. Following a group of impoverished young bohemians artists, musicians, and performers struggling to pay bills and survive in the shadow of the HIV/AIDS epidemic, and create art. The story centers on a filmmaker and an HIV-positive musician navigating love and loss alongside friends: an addict, a drag queen, and a performance artist.


Be Here Now

Be Here Now

Our 556th Production

By Deborah Zoe Laufer 
Directed by Jane Jennings 
January 8, 9, 10, 15, 16, 17, 22, 23, 24, 2027 
Fridays and Saturdays at 8:00 p.m., Sundays at 2:00 p.m.

After losing her teaching job, Bari returns home depressed. Strange headaches bring ecstatic experiences that make her feel alive and in love, until she learns they are killing her. She must choose between a short, joyful life or a longer, miserable one.


Venus In Fur

Venus In Fur

Our 557th Production

By David Ives 
Directed by Chris Wunder 
March 5, 6, 7, 12, 13, 14, 19, 20, 21, 2027 
Fridays and Saturdays at 8:00 p.m., Sundays at 2:00 p.m.

In this two-character play, a playwright struggles to cast his lead until an unexpected actress arrives late to audition. As they read, the audition turns into a charged exploration of power, and the line between performance and reality begins to blur.


BUG

BUG

Our 558th Production

By Tracy Letts 
Directed by Josh Tull 
April 16, 17, 18, 23, 24, 25, 30, May 1, 2, 2027 
Fridays and Saturdays at 8:00 p.m., Sundays at 2:00 p.m.

In a seedy Oklahoma motel room, a lonely waitress, Agnes, begins a relationship with a mysterious drifter, Peter, who believes he’s a victim of a government experiment involving microscopic insects. Their intense connection spirals as Peter’s paranoia about government control and bugs infects Agnes, leading to a claustrophobic and violent descent into madness.


Moon Man Walk

Moon Man Walk

Our 559th Production

By James Ijames 
Directed by Alyssia Sims 
June 4, 5, 6, 11, 12, 13, 18, 19, 20, 2027 
Fridays and Saturdays at 8:00 p.m., Sundays at 2:00 p.m.

A young man learns the truth about his absent father after he travels home to attend his mother’s funeral. This magical journey through space and time takes us literally to the moon and back and explores the Black family in the age of mass incarceration.


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